so, i was in rome, tryin to impress the locals with my italian.
i walked into a cafe, ordered a coffee, and then tried to compliment the waiter’s tie.
but instead of sayin “nice tie,” i said “nice cow.”
the waiter just stared at me, confused. then he started laughin.
turns out, “cravatta” means tie, but i said “mucca,” which means cow.
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